Sure To Make You Giggle: November 2012

Only on Ellen..

Amy, on of the writers on the day time television show, Ellen is absolutely hilarious! Ellen sends her to talk the lyrics of famous songs to random strangers! Worth watching :D

Classic Blonde Jokes!

I'm blonde but I don't think I could ever be as dumb as these jokes make blondes seem..

Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A. You have to hollow it's head first.

Q.What is the fastest way to get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
A. You wave at her

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A. She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills

Q. Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M&M factory?
A. She kept on throwing out all the W's

A police officer stoops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and now today you expect me to show it to you."

Riddles!

Riddles, Riddles, Riddles
What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?
The letter 'n'
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
Why can’t Kevin Laroche, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
Because he is still alive!

Highlight under the riddle to see the answer!

Amazing Vlogger's!!

Jokes!!!

What happens to the frog when he gets caught parking illegally? he gets Toad!!!

What do you call a fish with no eye's? A FSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."

Q: what did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?
A:Bison

Why can't the Blonde dial 911? She can't find the 11

Christmas Jokes

I'm actually really excited for Christmas this year! And I love jokes, so I thought I should share some of the best Christmas jokes I could find!

1. Q. What do elves learn in school?
    A. The Elf-abet!

2. Q. Where do polar bears vote?
    A. The North Pole

3. Q. What kind of bird can write?
    A. A PENguin

4. Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    A. Snowflakes

5. Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
    A. Claustrophobic

Corny, I know ;)