Christmas Jokes

I'm actually really excited for Christmas this year! And I love jokes, so I thought I should share some of the best Christmas jokes I could find!

1. Q. What do elves learn in school?
    A. The Elf-abet!

2. Q. Where do polar bears vote?
    A. The North Pole

3. Q. What kind of bird can write?
    A. A PENguin

4. Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    A. Snowflakes

5. Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
    A. Claustrophobic

 Corny, I know ;)